100th post!!!

YEAH! For thos who never notice, this is our 100th POST!!! To celebrate this, I will pin up some really nice jokes (or not really) to have a laugh as chinese (or myself) has a saying 一笑解千愁


Firstly, some really cool definitions:

School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where "s"uccess comes before "w"ork.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and on time when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your tiring life at home.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death





Next, TO THOSE WHO THOUGHT OF PONNING TMR'S LECTURE TEST:

Who is clever?

Teacher or Student?

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. (sound like anyone?)

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the teacher and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the teacher said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the teacher. The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 fill-in the blank questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name (1 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ? (99 MARKS)



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Anyway, good luck for tmr's test. WAHAHAHAHA, who get lousier than me = never study