Is hell exothermic or endothermic?

I got this off the internet, so the "I" or "me" in the extract doesn't refer to me okay! Just to clarify. This is really funny.

BONUS QUESTION: IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions taht exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these Religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, and then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

HAHAHAHAHA.

Trust and believe

Trust and believe that 08s19 can trust and believe one another. Its all about trust and believe.

Summary of *er hem* common topic

Firstly, there are two things going to be brought up, which is what guys need to know about girls and what girls need to know about guys (revised of course). Have Fun.


FOR GUYS to know:

» Don't force her to do anything

» Be caring in terms of actions and thoughts (Use hugs, soft cuddles, smses, emails or even small presents to express your care and concern for her needs, mentally and emotionally)

» Compliment her in a honest way, dun lie

» Comfort her when she cries

» Lighten her up when she emo or piss, but refrain from talking too much

» Lend her your shoulder anytime she wants

» Be on time during datings, punctuality really matters

» Its good to treat girls but not too often, or she becomes over-reliant on your pocket

» Girls hate it when guys ignore them

» Even if you have no intentions, you still have to listen to their complains about anything and everything, it shows you care

» Be fair when treating friends and girlfriends, don't lie or exaggerate to impress

» Be tolerant to her needs, sometimes she just want your attention

» Be a gentleman and not ruffian

» Don't flirt around, if she truly likes you, she will be disappointed at your behaviour

» Love her solely with your heart, if she is really that good for you to do that, you will feel much more appreciated.


FOR GIRLS to know:

» Don't force him to do anything

» Be appreciative in what the guy did for you

» Comfort him if he is feeling down, if he cries, let him be

» Try to leave him alone when he is piss, refrain from conversing

» Never demand anything, his love should not be taken for granted

» Guys hate it when girls ignore them

» Be fair when treating friends and boyfriends, don't lie or exaggerate to impress

» Never disgrace him in front of friends

» Don't give him the "2 people in water who will you save" question, its dumb

» Guys are not superman, they cannot always be with you and neglect others, be understanding

» Guys are also sensitive, try not to touch the sensitive parts of him

» 撒娇 is a good way of saying that you need him, but never be too annoying

» Love him solely with your heart, if he is really that good for you to do that, you will feel much more appreciated.



LASTLY, "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" but it is the most powerful word in never-ending quarrels. Use sparingly and

忍一时，风平浪静，退一步，海阔天空
忍多时，大风大浪，退多步，跌进海里

so never ever let only the guy/girl say because in a quarrel, neither side is correct nor wrong and while a sorry helps a relationship, overdose of sorries fails it.








The blogmaster would like to thank Dota forum (supposed for gaming but dunno why have this), Vanessa, himself and some other sources (which preferred to be unnamed) for the above contents.

Road Run!

haha this morning we had ROAD RUN!! HAHA wasn't it fun? no sarcasm here...
congrats to Ai Ling, Yik Yie, Shu Ling, Shu Mei, Hai Ha, Jiang Jing, Zhong Li and of course ME for actually completing the race and earning points for SOLARIS! Yay Us! :) And anyway good job to the rest of you (aka all the guys besides zhongli), you guys did Solaris proud too. At least you weren't like 50+ J1/IP3 boys who just walked the ENTIRE route. HAHA. congrats! :) and DIVYA, ponner, you missed so much man. it was so so so so fun! it's okay you still have next year! Haha and Ji Fei was taking pictures of us! JI FEI I SO HOPE YOU DID NOT TAKE UN-GLAM SHOTS OF ME! anyway once again congratulations, S19! WE RULE :)


p.s. why didnt you guys show up for the dance party?! it was so fun! ahhhh alvin i thought you liked dancing! haha dhika came and he was dancing! haha.

A new start 新的开始

Hmmm... Today is D-Day and apparently, many of us already knew where we were going and well, some us took an unexpected turn. Some are emotional, worried and aimless about their future, while some took in their stride and many others, too became emotional upon knowing about their friends' results. Nevertheless, regardless of where we go, where our future lies and where our decisions take us, we will, forever, be in remembrance of MOK! Lol, no la, just never forget the gang of 08s19ers. The fun-filled gatherings, enjoyment, captain-ballings, crappings and many more shared among by 24 of us. May what we choose and whatever path that lies ahead be the best for each and every of us. MAY THE SPIRIT OF 08s19 NEVER DIES. I wish all of u well and ya, BE HAPPY.
Life goes on regardless of one's feelings, happy or sad. Happy is living to your fullest, sad is merely wasting your life away.

今天，所有高一生都拿到了入学成绩，有人欢喜有人愁。当然，很多人都大概知道自己的成绩了，不过发布的成绩仍有一点惊讶的元素，无奈，但却无能为力。有些人对自己的前途茫然，有些人不以为然，有些人则痛哭流涕，为的或许是自己，或许是朋友，但当中免不了哀伤，免不了离别的难过。不过，无论日后我们身在何处，不要忘了我，不要忘了08s19，不要忘了我们一起度过的日子，一起制造的欢笑，一起说过的笑话，因为这些记忆，仅仅属于我们二十四个人。我们的路，都有一定程度是我们自己选的，或许不是我们最想要得，却是我们必须走的。所以不管我们所走的路有多不同，我们都有一个共同的回忆，一个共同的身份。我们都是 PAE 08s19 的成员，都是朋友。祝各位在自己人生的道路上，闪耀着属于自己的光辉。
笑也是一天，哭也是一天。人生就是如此。不要浪费时间在哭泣，因为时间太宝贵了。

jae

hey everyone! JAE Results out this morning. Congrats to those who got in, and for those who are leaving, all the best in everything you do, and never ever ever forget us 08S19ers, the very people who made your first 1 and a half months in Junior College so memorable! :) OMG i know everyone is emo-ing right now (this has to be the most emo day of my life!) but we can count on each other right? and move on. omg i'm really really sad. but at least we get to stay as a class. I'm really really thankful for that. Just wanna thank Divya, Lin Yi, Xingfang, Qiang Bo and Tang Wei for the sweetest memories, I'll never forget you guys. And I know everyone else won't too. Come back to NJ and visit us okay! You guys can crash Dance Party on Thursday night. It's 7-10pm. BRING DEODORANT. :) omg i'm gonna miss everyone so much. love y'all! love 08s19!

<3 a very emo vanessa

Mr Low on TV!!

HELLOOOOO. catch our beloved civics tutor on channel U news tonight! 11pm! for those who missed the channel 8 one! haha yep. it's something to do with NJ extending IP from 4 years to 6. HAHA. yay mr low!





oh and everyone please remember to do the GC stuff. :) the skit and the flaggie thingie.

<3 vanessa (I AM STAYING IN S19 YAY!!!!!)

COOL!!!

Imba like hell and juz thought some may enjoy it... Really damn cool.

TMR farewell party

OK, so tmr we gonna have a farewell party. So every1 bring abt SGD$10 coz we buying pizza from pizza hut. Most probably. Thats all for this post. Thx and ohya, the qualification for NJ is partial 5 so gd luk ppl.

Cake

Lao Jiang wan us to chip in and buy a cake for Alvin and Lin Yi coz we nvr celebrate their Bdays and also a last time eating as a class on Tuesday. Anyone against it?

hand in math homework!!

hello!! reminder from DAI YONG, our beloved math rep :D

hand in SEQUENCES AND SERIES tutorial on MONDAY! :)

yay!

And while people are out dating...

We get something to enjoy... Ok la, I juz wanna make sure Hwa Chong dun accept him... Lol... (Its all taken during lecture)

情人节

哎，可怜的我，呆在家，没事做，别人，在外约会，哎，同人不同命。不过，在此祝各位：
有情人终成眷属
没情人逍遥自在

突发奇想

哈哈，刚刚去过了奕雄老大的博客，想起了一件很重要的事，请各位好好参考。



很 Kawaii 的小Low (Adapted from http://lowys.blogspot.com/ w/o permission)



长大后 act cute 的大Low in 传说中的八连拍 (Adapted from Mokha N6288 with permission)

















看看吧，天下第二帅男生的可爱模样（仅在我的排名后）。哈哈，开玩笑的，不过他真得很可爱哦，大家以后要多多支持他。




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Gentle reminder

CNY is fun, but please do finish your Maths and Physics. *short and sweet

GONG XI FA CAI!

Happy new year everyone!

Okay, I know everyone's had enough of greeting and well-wishes. So... I'm gonna start the year by posting something different!

Since the (irritating) Mok posted sooo many posts in Chinese.. I'm gonna help those who don't can't read Chinese! (Like me...)

Presenting...


=)


And.. we are one step closer to forming NJPDA 2nd Generation.

happy chinese new year!

GONG HEI FATT CHOY!!! (gong xi fa cai in cantonese)
XING JIA ZHU YI!!!! (xin nian kuai le in teochew)

hello everyone happy chinese new year!!! i hope you guys all got my sms. with chinese words! aren't you guys proud of me :D

xoxo
vanessa!

Happy CNY

Hmmm, managed to save a slot for this post. Kena con by mediacorp then post 1 minutes earlier but hey, ITS THEN THE LAST POST OF THE LUNAR YEAR. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. OK, end the crap and let us recollect what we have done in the Lunar Year before (according to the date of post it means this year)

Memories:
=> 1 month ago (7th of Jan) we first met in this fantastic class call 08s19 with perfect OGLs and admitted into the best house Solaris
=> During that time, we were separated, different and hell, we are so unbonded
=> We learnt to know about one another better as time goes by (not alot but enough to be *normal* friends) and also met our civic tutor (THE BEST IN SINGAPORE) who IS so fun and so 'on'
=> We started to gel with one another (wasted alot of money buying Gatsby to gel together) and accept others as what they are (like how Mok is irritating) though there are still differences now and then
=> We attended lectures and tutorials and started meeting our lesson tutors (some were fun and some were *censored*)
=> We met Handhika who was another fun teacher (friend is a better word)
=> Solaris outing!!!
=> Maths screwed us up very badly that we were feeling so down... and emo... and then...
=> Class outing!!! with much anticipation to...
=> LOHEI in school!!!
=> CNY celebration (Solaris first in costume parade) and I forsee us winning paper cutting and calligraphy
=> Mok posting a Chinese New Year post with spams of well-wishes (irritating right)

SO NOW, THE IRRITATING MOK GONNA SAY IT ONE MORE TIME: 新年快乐，并祝各位合家欢乐。HUAT AR!!!

happy CNY!

hello 08S19!

hope you guys enjoyed the CNY celebrations. it was fun wasn't it? :)
okay i'm being evil again!

anyway hope you guys have an awesome chinese new year, and have a safe trip wherever you guys are going! (Ha to Vietnam, Yik Yie & Soon Kiang to Malaysia).

*NOTE: YY and SK, please remember my dunkin' donuts. THANKS.

omg JAE results will be out in what, 12 days? i can't believe our journey in 08s19 will be over so soon! well, mine at least. I dont know where I stand right now, since I screwed up my Os. I just really really really wish that I can stay in this class! I can't imagine being in any other class.

in case i don't get to, I just wanna thank all you guys for making S19 so immensely fun and letting me bully you guys (especially you jie! i'm sorry!!!) and if you guys got hurt in one way or another, i'm really sorry...it's the bitchy thing that built up from being in an all-girls school for ten years!!

and before we disband or anything, we should have like another outing! we must invite our OGLs since we didnt the last time. and I promise y'all that you guys can come to my place and swim and do other stuff!


<3
vanessa

CHINESE NEW YEAR

A happy new year to 08s19 and whoever (or whichever) see this post. Hmmm, CNY greetings are a must so:

祝各位：
新年快乐，
万事如意，
心想事成，
梦想成真，
年年有余，
步步高升，
学业进步，
身体健康，
事业有成，
万象更新，
财运亨通，
子孙满堂。

OK, tat's all I could think of AT THE MOMENT (brain not working much). ANYWAY, I forsee a great future for all of us (看风水的骗你十年八年，我绝不骗你） so work hard for it guys. Have a fun-filled 4 days of holidays and see ya in Monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this life?

Great class, seriously. Its closing to CNY, its closing to JAE, so I wanna take this chance to express my gratitude to 08s19 which has made my first few weeks of JC life so fulfilling.

致08s19：
这几个星期有你们的陪伴，让我的高中生活更精彩，也更有意义。无论日后我们在什么地方上学，不要忘了曾经有过这么一班朋友，也不要忘了我（特别是林义）。祝你们新年快乐，还有，往后的人生将会更精彩，一定要向前看喔。

So anyway guys, after CNY, I dun think there will be as much fun and hence, good luck for ur future and no matter where u are, nvr forget 08s19 AND ME!!! (ohya, AND OUR LOVELY OGLs => Vanessa (BIG), Mervyn (PDA!), Wilbert (Flirt), Sophia (Lin Yi's girl), Arthi (hmmm, dunno wad to write) & SC President SUYI!!!)




*Note from Mr. Low: Tmr can wear sch uni or red shirt... Jeans also can, muz be decent

spring cleaning! :)

hello! Today we had spring cleaning! haha thanks to jiang jing and ji fei who actually brought stuff to clean the classroom, such as a rag, pail & mop, but thanks to 08s19 for being so resourceful and using our smarts to get extra pails, mops, toilet rolls, brooms and what-nots so that we could clean our container classroom! However, i am not promoting stealing as the best policy. :p
fine, it was BORROWING.
TEAM WORK HUH. We rock man! Everyone worked together and that was pretty heartening to see :) using our brains. huh twenty-four sexy brains. I am so proud of our white board because it's ultra-clean now! And thanks everyone for being so helpful, cleaning without complaints. Even though our classroom was so disturbingly gross with dust and dirt and gross-ness all over. I bet the last time the class was cleaned was like before last chinese new year!
Although it was kinda funny that we managed to lock ourselves out of the container! I still have no idea how that happened. haha.

haha i love this class :D


anyway REUNION DINNER! haha i have a brilliant idea. Everyone should bring one scholar home for their own reunion dinner! HAHA don't fight over me please (I totally know you people will :p), we don't have abalone or anything.




you know you love me!
xoxo
Van

Class outing

YOYOYO... Ladies and Gentle/Rough-man, Welcome to the update of Today's CLASS OUTING!!! Proundly brought to u (and organised) by Me, Ur dear treasurer, Vinsensius Albert and Vanessa!!!

CLASS OUTING: (narrative)
Great day, great weather, great people. Mok went to Marina Square @ 11.45 to recce abit... Hmmm, then they all met at OUTSIDE (alot people dun understand) City Hall MRT. Only Mok (I mean super early. *Clap Clap* for his enthusiasm) reached b4 12.45, then came You Jie, then saw Yik Yie (whom Mok almost cannot recognise) and eventually Ai Ling. The rest were late. Cao Wei was late by a minute and Soon Kiang was second by a little later. Zhong Li was third, a little disappointing, but hey, he had basketball. The rest were too late to be named, much to the disappointment of Mok... Haiz... Anyway, they proceeded to Marina Square with 16 people in the group, and Mok left for a short moment to fetch Hwa Chong Boy. They were greeted by Adrian (Apparently u dun find this name in the Data coz he is too privileged to be in) outside the K-Box of Marina Sqaure then by Vinsensius Albert. After much brainstorming and decision making, they decided to go bowling (Ya, and Ji Fei dunwan coz she nvr play b4, and she only play 1 game, BUT SHE DAMN GOOD OMG) Hmmm, with much generosity, Adrian sponsored the shoe rental (Many Thanks) and they asked for 4 lanes to play!!! OK, so Adrian was experience and he purely thrashed everyone. Lane 9, REMEMBER ITS LANE 9, was a cheapskate, stupid, lousy lane. WHY, coz the girls used this lane to thrash the guys (including the sad Mok) except the unbeatable Adrian and the man who use BRUTE FORCE HAHA, Zhong Li, thats it. This can be attributed to the fact that the lane was badly oiled and KNOW WAD, THE BALL CAN ROLL TOWARDS THE GUTTER THAN ROLL BACK AND STRIKE!!! OMG! WTH! EVERYONE WAS LIKE _|_... Ok, after 3 rounds (Mainak and Shashank came), Ai Ling and Yik Yie went back (and Zhong Li miss his sister so much) then we went to see the pool (Ohya, Ji Fei and Dai Yong went there after second round). Alvin and Handhika then arrive and they proceeded to BK for dinner! During dinner, *er-hem*, 08s19 did something terrible to 08s19. *Pls refer to the end of post* Then Adrian drove Mok, Soon Kiang and You Jie home in his COROLLA ALTIS. So cool. So Mok went home and started blogging while mass convoing with his NPCC friends and Vanessa. What a day!!!
*For today to be so successful, there is a following number of people I wanna thanks,
> Vinsensius and Vanessa for planning
> 08s19 for coming
> Adrian for treating and paying first (a.k.a tanking) Ohya, and also driving me home
> Mainak, Shashank, Alvin and Handhika for coming despite being so late and failure to enjoy with us. But ur presences are really appreciated
> Mok for posting (Dun LOL me)





Do you know:
> The treasurer treasure the class so much that he dunwan any conflicts which will affect the class' harmony and rather the whole world hate him then hate one another
> Some people may not be good at words but thousands of sorries are always present in their hearts
> *From Mr. Gilbert Lee* We bully u becoz we know u will forgive us unconditionally and that ur love/care for us will nvr fade
> God forgives everyone and anyone (Btw, I not christian or catholic)
> Happiness is the cure to all sickness while prolong anger kills

Have a GOOD DAY 08s19 and please bring the money u all owe Adrian.
1 round bowling = $4.30
2 rounds bowling = $8.60
3 rounds bowling = $12.90
Shoe rental Free
Total ~ SG$230 (not sure)