The Ultimate Idiot's Guide!

Inspired by some card I saw yesterday...

Presenting, THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE! Enjoy! :)


Hint: click slowly for there may be more than meets the eye...

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Edit:
I thought of something... that can't walk.
For those who are struggling with
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751...
don't worry. Even super computer can't complete it (yet) =)