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Some Random Pictures!

yeah. time to be a bit random =)
Some pictures I found while digging my hard disk...



I think this picture should win "The Best Picture Award".


Not bad huh? =)


Another one.

Actually have a lot more of those nice scenery pictures. Lazy to upload. Hahas.

Okay... class stuff now.

What about having something like this for the photo section of the "notice board" in CA3?
Tag tag ur opinions!

101st POST!!!

Lol, juz make the title catching... Anyway, saw some damn gross stuff on friend's blog, sharing with all... WARNING: If U are feeling unwell, DO NOT watch



Ya, its in Singapore MRT...

100th post!!!

YEAH! For thos who never notice, this is our 100th POST!!! To celebrate this, I will pin up some really nice jokes (or not really) to have a laugh as chinese (or myself) has a saying 一笑解千愁


Firstly, some really cool definitions:

School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where "s"uccess comes before "w"ork.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and on time when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your tiring life at home.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death





Next, TO THOSE WHO THOUGHT OF PONNING TMR'S LECTURE TEST:

Who is clever?

Teacher or Student?

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. (sound like anyone?)

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the teacher and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the teacher said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the teacher. The teacher said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 fill-in the blank questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name (1 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ? (99 MARKS)



***Credits to www.fropki.com




Anyway, good luck for tmr's test. WAHAHAHAHA, who get lousier than me = never study

37 Facts you may (or may not) know!

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with A

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture
a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great,; Hearts - Charlemagne; Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15. 111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12 345 678 987 654 321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

What time is it? It's jokes time!

Found this deep deep inside the directories of my hard disk. Here goes.

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk Clerk; hands them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00.

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says,

"this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

More FoodFair Pictures!

yeah. more pictures! i know it's like... 1 week ago? haha. but i just got hold of them today! so here they are.


Group photo! (again)


o.O lin xin and shashank